May 2012
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
everyone: calm down it's just a band
me: weLL THIS IS JUST SOME FIRE THAT'S GOING TO BURN OFF YOUR FACE
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
catholicfather:
outsideisbad:
jewassicpark:
‘i’m a girl and i absolutely hate the color pink!’
I’m a guy and I hate boobs. A gurlz perzonaltie is whut im about.
dude what
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carsonphillips:
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
punk rock teen blogger seeks attractive male musician with a certain degree of homosexual tendencies
whoisraytoro:
the more band members i love the more normal people i hate
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
whatever happened to drake bell?
nevermind
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
dallonweekes:
shoutout to andy for wearing incredibly optimistic clothing