February 2012
i need to find better ways to express my emotions other than omg and sfdg;ksdjfkjg
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
wankbankofamerica:
John O’Callaghan walks into the living room where his son looks to be searching for something so he asks, “Hey son, what are you searching for?” His son answers, “I’m looking for-“
John interrupts by screaming, “MISERY, BUT SHE FOUND ME, LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR,” and rips off his clothes and falls to the ground in a fit of sobs while rolling around whispering, “Stay away,...
ukepride:
i’m seriously wondering how many of my followers hate me omg
1 tag
hey this is my twitter →
you should follow me i’ll follow back aw
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
Interviewer: [Fan question] Does Jalex annoy you?
Alex: Does Jalex annoy me?
Jack: I don't know what Jalex is, what she's talking about?
Alex: Never heard of it, what's this?
Jack: I don't understand what you're saying.
Alex: I ship, I ship... wait. What's the other one, what's Rian's?
Jack & interviewer: Rilex.
Alex: Yeah, I ship Rilex.
Jack & interviewer: Good ship.
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
cobrastarclit:
hides feelings behind read mores and deletes five minutes later
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
foutb:
why do some people bother typing properly on tumblr even the logo doesnt have a capital letter
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
mom: you didn't do the dishes?
mom: you didn't take out the trash?
mom: you took a nap?
mom: you are fucking out of control.